My powers

I'm proud that I have lots of control over my powers at such a young age. A few days ago, a guy named Mohinder Suresh called me (well, called my parents to discuss the powers but same thing) and was surprised that I have powers just like mom and dad have powers. He began yelling "IT'S GENETIC! IT'S GENETIC!" so I hung up. He called again and told me he wanted to run some tests in New York. I decided to go but dad had already spent all the money from the ATM so I had to steal more money.

After doing that I went to New York. It was a long trip in a cab (good thing I had my laptop). The driver began discussing genetics and powers and then we realized who the other one was. We rushed into his apartment and he introduced me to a man who looked familiar.

"Micah, this is Zane" said Mr.Suresh

"Hello" I said

"Helloz kyd" said Zane.

"Say, you look very familiar" I told him.

"Awwww, I get that lots and lots lol"

While I was taking some tests, Mr.Suresh left me with that Zane guy to talk about what it felt like to have powers and then I saw an article that said Zane died days ago and that a man named Sylar was stealing powers. I used my powers to resend the article from my latop to Mr.Suresh's laptop and then I scrammed. It looked like he was about to cut my head open. Now I know how it is dangerous to have powers and I will change my appearance and conceal my powers.

I hate my powers now!

-M1(@h

Awesome

Mom has been very awesome lately. First she never played video games with me and this morning she woke me up and told me to play Heavenly Sword with her! I was surprised. So I played until I had to go and as I left I think I heard dad discuss something with her but I can't be sure...

Anyways, school was cool today because I began bragging about having a Play Station 3 even a month before the release date. Bragging is awesome. I got into a fight with Frank and I kicked him in the balls again. Other than that everything was a-ok. I also used my powers to track down Frank's router and drop his internet. HE couldn't do his research so he had to stay after school LOL.

I love my powers.

-M1(@h

The internet is no place for kids

My mom has been making lots of money lately. I don't know how but she gets these strange packages and then she takes her guns out and leaves for a day or so. Today she woke me up and took me to a computer store and told me to choose anything I want. I was very excited. It had been a couple of months before she bought me something from a computer store. Since she said I could choose whatever I wanted and my computer got ruined I decided to get a new laptop. The nice guy at the counter even threw in the all new Halo spin-off: Halo: Holy Combat!! I was so excited! Now I could finally talk to my friends about video games. Not that I have any friends but still, I am so excited! So I grabbed the laptop and the game and we left. I set up my laptop when we got home and began playing. After a few minutes of me dying all the time I decided to stop playing. I also noticed that unlike my previous PC, this one had a USB port. I wanted to do some web cam with some hot 10 year old chicks so I sneaked into the garage and borrowed mommy's web cam.

After getting blocked by a couple of girls, I decided to open my mind and add a boy. The boy began talking strange things and he looked more like a man with an eye patch.





Patchy: Hello little...I mean boy.

M1(@h: Hello, how old r u?

Patchy: 37

Patchy: *10

M1(@h: haha ok, you look like an adult

Patchy: I know

M1(@h: Ok?

Patchy: Hey, you should take off your shirt, it looks hot over there

M1(@h: Nah, I'm ok

Patchy has logged off

It was a weird conversation but he logged on a few minutes later.

Patchy: sorry, my daddy took the PC away for a few minutes.

M1(ah: aww, ok.

We talked for hours until the boy began doing something with his wiener and his camera got all smudged with something white. He looked happy though.

Patchy: ugh, I gotta go. xoxoxoxoxox.

Patchy has logged off.

This has been the scariest day ever. I went back to playing Holy Combat and a demon killed me so I programmed the game so that I was undefeatable.

I love my powers.

-M1(@h

No action

Nothing interesting has happened lately. Just mommy and me playing scramble. I saw something strange on the news. A house in Texas got all burned and they found no sources for the cause of the fire. Could there be another superhero out there? I've been learning how to control my powers more lately. That means that I can get more money out of the ATM so that mommy can give me more of her special milk. I'm very glad mommy is back. g2g, she's calling me for another game of scramble.

-M1(@h

Scramble games remaining that mom owed me from before: 6,582,700.

Bogus nightmares!

I've been having these bogus nightmares lately. Last night after mommy and I played scramble, she gave me my usually night time drink (a special milk she makes me, it's tasty but its a bit sour..) and after drinking it, I went to bed. The dream went something like this:

I was a cheerleader at a homecoming game and suddenly a buy wearing a cloak began following me and then he ripped my brain out and I died. Then I woke up and had some more of mommy's special milk and went back to bed and I dreamed that the same guy was taking over all the computers in the world and that I had to save the internet. I had to save the internet and I had this cool costume like Iron Man's costume. It was k3wl!

The guy was jumping into websites and deleting files and letters and rearranging letters to make them look naughty. So I knew what I had to do: pwn this asshole. IT was M1(@h versus Th3 Guy. So I began chasing him through sites like youtube, teenspot, wikipedia, primatechpaper.org and finally we got to paper bucket and I managed to corner him into the search bar and kicked his butt.

I thought I had one and I was foolish enough to believe this. Suddenly, while I was preparing to wake up from my dream, this guy used photobucket and paint to alter my suit and break it into lots and lots of pieces. It was a great loss. I had saved all the sites except for photobucket. Now how the hell am I gonna post my pics in my blog? I guess I'll have to go to tiny pic from now on...

I love my powers.

-M1(@h

UPDATE: That damn guy crashed my hard drive!! Now I have to walk to the nearest internet cafe.

My encounter with the fat guy

OK, apparently, a police man saw me steal money and before dad could protect me, this fat police man performed a head lock on me and took me away in a police car.

He began saying some crazy shit like "This is my last day on the job before they officially suspend me" and "This kid will get locked up for good"

And weird enough was that when I thought about him as a fat, lazy, excuse for a police man, he seemed to guess what I was thinking and pinched me every time I thought something bad of him. He must have powers too but how would I know? Anyways, I didn't want to go to a kid prison so I began thinking of ways to escape and that's when I noticed a CD on my handcuffs and I realized these handcuffs were computer handcuffs.

Good thing I have technopathy. With my powers I easily rebooted the handcuffs and they automatically opened off my wrists. I had to keep quiet or he'd pinch me again for taking off the cuffs. When we arrived at the prison, the fat guy opened my door and I easily escaped because he was too fat to run after me and he had to sit down for a moment.

My house was near because the lazy police man drove to the nearest prison so he didn't have to drive too much. When I got home, I changed into new cloths and I saw something great: MOM WAS BACK HOME! Looks like she was innocent after all. I g2g, gonna play Scramble with mommy.

-M1(@h

I'm rich

It worked! I went to an ATM and withdrew a lot of money. Now my dad doesn't have to worry about paying the bills. Although I feel a bit guilty, we deserve this money because my mom made a $25,000 donation to the school and we need this money so yeah...

Anyways, I'm about to go to my dad's room to show him all the money. I don't know how he's gonna take this but he might be happy.

It'll seem a bit strange to tell him my secret but he showed me his when he opened the cabin in the woods by passing his hand through the door. I got to go, have to show dad all this cash.






-M1(@h

My dad needs help

Ever since mom turned herself in, dad's been having lots of trouble taking care of me. I've told him millions of times that you must keep the peanut butter at room temperature! But he never listens.

Today while I was in computer class, a picture of my mom with arrows pointing at her that said PSYCHO KILLER! circulated around the school's computer. The teacher promised me she'd find the person guilty for this but the teachers here are liars. So I decided to use my powers to track down the person who did this. It was the school bully, Frank. I've always hated him! He's an asshole.

So I went to the playground and started a fight with him and he hit me beside my eyes and dropped me to the floor but I managed to kick him in the nuts and escape.

He followed me along with another bully into a park but I used my powers to scare them away with a scary message. When I got home, dad was proud of me because I won the fight. I still think dad is having too much trouble. I saw him returning a suitcase to this strange guy after lunch. But I don't have to worry any more, I have a plan. I might take lots of money from an ATM machine. It might work, I'll write here if it did.

I love my powers.

-M1(@h

My very own laptop

About 6 months ago, my grandpa gave me a laptop and I was very happy because I could test my powers on something new. So I took the laptop to my room and began taking it apart just when grandpa Hal walked in.

He looked furious.

"What the hell are you doing?! That cost $2,000!!" he yelled.

For a moment it seemed that he was being nice to us so we could trust him but he was only interested in the money.

Luckily, before he could hurt me, mom and dad walked in and grandpa Hal left.

Later that evening, I fixed my laptop and I hacked into the FBI's website.

I love my powers.

-M1(@h