Bogus nightmares!

I've been having these bogus nightmares lately. Last night after mommy and I played scramble, she gave me my usually night time drink (a special milk she makes me, it's tasty but its a bit sour..) and after drinking it, I went to bed. The dream went something like this:

I was a cheerleader at a homecoming game and suddenly a buy wearing a cloak began following me and then he ripped my brain out and I died. Then I woke up and had some more of mommy's special milk and went back to bed and I dreamed that the same guy was taking over all the computers in the world and that I had to save the internet. I had to save the internet and I had this cool costume like Iron Man's costume. It was k3wl!

The guy was jumping into websites and deleting files and letters and rearranging letters to make them look naughty. So I knew what I had to do: pwn this asshole. IT was M1(@h versus Th3 Guy. So I began chasing him through sites like youtube, teenspot, wikipedia, primatechpaper.org and finally we got to paper bucket and I managed to corner him into the search bar and kicked his butt.

I thought I had one and I was foolish enough to believe this. Suddenly, while I was preparing to wake up from my dream, this guy used photobucket and paint to alter my suit and break it into lots and lots of pieces. It was a great loss. I had saved all the sites except for photobucket. Now how the hell am I gonna post my pics in my blog? I guess I'll have to go to tiny pic from now on...

I love my powers.

-M1(@h

UPDATE: That damn guy crashed my hard drive!! Now I have to walk to the nearest internet cafe.