My encounter with the fat guy

OK, apparently, a police man saw me steal money and before dad could protect me, this fat police man performed a head lock on me and took me away in a police car.

He began saying some crazy shit like "This is my last day on the job before they officially suspend me" and "This kid will get locked up for good"

And weird enough was that when I thought about him as a fat, lazy, excuse for a police man, he seemed to guess what I was thinking and pinched me every time I thought something bad of him. He must have powers too but how would I know? Anyways, I didn't want to go to a kid prison so I began thinking of ways to escape and that's when I noticed a CD on my handcuffs and I realized these handcuffs were computer handcuffs.

Good thing I have technopathy. With my powers I easily rebooted the handcuffs and they automatically opened off my wrists. I had to keep quiet or he'd pinch me again for taking off the cuffs. When we arrived at the prison, the fat guy opened my door and I easily escaped because he was too fat to run after me and he had to sit down for a moment.

My house was near because the lazy police man drove to the nearest prison so he didn't have to drive too much. When I got home, I changed into new cloths and I saw something great: MOM WAS BACK HOME! Looks like she was innocent after all. I g2g, gonna play Scramble with mommy.

-M1(@h