My mom has been making lots of money lately. I don't know how but she gets these strange packages and then she takes her guns out and leaves for a day or so. Today she woke me up and took me to a computer store and told me to choose anything I want. I was very excited. It had been a couple of months before she bought me something from a computer store. Since she said I could choose whatever I wanted and
my computer got ruined I decided to get a new laptop. The nice guy at the counter even threw in the all new Halo spin-off: Halo: Holy Combat!! I was so excited! Now I could finally talk to my friends about video games. Not that I have any friends but still, I am so excited! So I grabbed the laptop and the game and we left. I set up my laptop when we got home and began playing. After a few minutes of me dying all the time I decided to stop playing. I also noticed that unlike my previous PC, this one had a USB port. I wanted to do some web cam with some hot 10 year old chicks so I sneaked into the garage and borrowed mommy's web cam.
After getting blocked by a couple of girls, I decided to open my mind and add a boy. The boy began talking strange things and he looked more like a man with an eye patch.
Patchy: Hello little...I mean boy.
M1(@h: Hello, how old r u?
Patchy: 37
Patchy: *10
M1(@h: haha ok, you look like an adult
Patchy: I know
M1(@h: Ok?
Patchy: Hey, you should take off your shirt, it looks hot over there
M1(@h: Nah, I'm ok
Patchy has logged off
It was a weird conversation but he logged on a few minutes later.
Patchy: sorry, my daddy took the PC away for a few minutes.
M1(ah: aww, ok.
We talked for hours until the boy began doing something with his wiener and his camera got all smudged with something white. He looked happy though.
Patchy: ugh, I gotta go. xoxoxoxoxox.
Patchy has logged off.
This has been the scariest day ever. I went back to playing Holy Combat and a demon killed me so I programmed the game so that I was undefeatable.
I love my powers.
-M1(@h
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