Bogus nightmares!

I've been having these bogus nightmares lately. Last night after mommy and I played scramble, she gave me my usually night time drink (a special milk she makes me, it's tasty but its a bit sour..) and after drinking it, I went to bed. The dream went something like this:

I was a cheerleader at a homecoming game and suddenly a buy wearing a cloak began following me and then he ripped my brain out and I died. Then I woke up and had some more of mommy's special milk and went back to bed and I dreamed that the same guy was taking over all the computers in the world and that I had to save the internet. I had to save the internet and I had this cool costume like Iron Man's costume. It was k3wl!

The guy was jumping into websites and deleting files and letters and rearranging letters to make them look naughty. So I knew what I had to do: pwn this asshole. IT was M1(@h versus Th3 Guy. So I began chasing him through sites like youtube, teenspot, wikipedia, primatechpaper.org and finally we got to paper bucket and I managed to corner him into the search bar and kicked his butt.

I thought I had one and I was foolish enough to believe this. Suddenly, while I was preparing to wake up from my dream, this guy used photobucket and paint to alter my suit and break it into lots and lots of pieces. It was a great loss. I had saved all the sites except for photobucket. Now how the hell am I gonna post my pics in my blog? I guess I'll have to go to tiny pic from now on...

I love my powers.

-M1(@h

UPDATE: That damn guy crashed my hard drive!! Now I have to walk to the nearest internet cafe.

My encounter with the fat guy

OK, apparently, a police man saw me steal money and before dad could protect me, this fat police man performed a head lock on me and took me away in a police car.

He began saying some crazy shit like "This is my last day on the job before they officially suspend me" and "This kid will get locked up for good"

And weird enough was that when I thought about him as a fat, lazy, excuse for a police man, he seemed to guess what I was thinking and pinched me every time I thought something bad of him. He must have powers too but how would I know? Anyways, I didn't want to go to a kid prison so I began thinking of ways to escape and that's when I noticed a CD on my handcuffs and I realized these handcuffs were computer handcuffs.

Good thing I have technopathy. With my powers I easily rebooted the handcuffs and they automatically opened off my wrists. I had to keep quiet or he'd pinch me again for taking off the cuffs. When we arrived at the prison, the fat guy opened my door and I easily escaped because he was too fat to run after me and he had to sit down for a moment.

My house was near because the lazy police man drove to the nearest prison so he didn't have to drive too much. When I got home, I changed into new cloths and I saw something great: MOM WAS BACK HOME! Looks like she was innocent after all. I g2g, gonna play Scramble with mommy.

-M1(@h

I'm rich

It worked! I went to an ATM and withdrew a lot of money. Now my dad doesn't have to worry about paying the bills. Although I feel a bit guilty, we deserve this money because my mom made a $25,000 donation to the school and we need this money so yeah...

Anyways, I'm about to go to my dad's room to show him all the money. I don't know how he's gonna take this but he might be happy.

It'll seem a bit strange to tell him my secret but he showed me his when he opened the cabin in the woods by passing his hand through the door. I got to go, have to show dad all this cash.






-M1(@h

My dad needs help

Ever since mom turned herself in, dad's been having lots of trouble taking care of me. I've told him millions of times that you must keep the peanut butter at room temperature! But he never listens.

Today while I was in computer class, a picture of my mom with arrows pointing at her that said PSYCHO KILLER! circulated around the school's computer. The teacher promised me she'd find the person guilty for this but the teachers here are liars. So I decided to use my powers to track down the person who did this. It was the school bully, Frank. I've always hated him! He's an asshole.

So I went to the playground and started a fight with him and he hit me beside my eyes and dropped me to the floor but I managed to kick him in the nuts and escape.

He followed me along with another bully into a park but I used my powers to scare them away with a scary message. When I got home, dad was proud of me because I won the fight. I still think dad is having too much trouble. I saw him returning a suitcase to this strange guy after lunch. But I don't have to worry any more, I have a plan. I might take lots of money from an ATM machine. It might work, I'll write here if it did.

I love my powers.

-M1(@h

My very own laptop

About 6 months ago, my grandpa gave me a laptop and I was very happy because I could test my powers on something new. So I took the laptop to my room and began taking it apart just when grandpa Hal walked in.

He looked furious.

"What the hell are you doing?! That cost $2,000!!" he yelled.

For a moment it seemed that he was being nice to us so we could trust him but he was only interested in the money.

Luckily, before he could hurt me, mom and dad walked in and grandpa Hal left.

Later that evening, I fixed my laptop and I hacked into the FBI's website.

I love my powers.

-M1(@h